Boys and Girls Are Different

For lots of reasons, but in particular, how they play outside. Today we went out in the front yard for a little bit to play, and this is how it all went down.

The boy may not eat fruits and veggies right now, but he sure is a fan of grass. Lots and lots of grass.

Whatcha wookin at? Just eatins some gwass.

Then when I finally put a stop to the grass eating..........
Dats so not faaaaiiir moooooom!!

Never mind, I gots an idea.

What? You says no gwass, not no weaves.

And you didn't says I can't hab a stick too.

No fair!! You never wet me has any funs!

Stop takin my piture! Dis is serious!!

How my life get so sad and bad..........but mosterly just sad.

Mom's so mean.

(Not gonna lie, these last two photos do tug at my little Grinch heart strings)

Meanwhile, this is how little girls play out in the front yard.
What's wrong wif hims? He's a real wreck.

Yup, she stayed on the blanket the whole time (mostly because she doesn't like the grass, and I'm fine with that). Never tried to eat the grass, leaves, sticks, tree roots, etc. Little boys and girls are oh so very different.

And don't worry, Harvey and I still love each other, even though I sometimes make him cry. So mean, trying to keep him alive and well and stuff. Stupid mom.